This tongue-in-cheek book combines the fun of coloring books designed to entertain children (connect-the-dots, mazes, etc.) with inane quotes and lifelike line drawings of actor and governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger. Readers can connect the dots to find Arnold in a questionable activity with a female aide, color in Arnold as Conan the Barbarian, drive a Hummer through a maze from Hollywood to Sacramento, and more.