Friday, June 16, 2006

Magnetic Pick-Up Lines

What it is: A set of mixed-up, magnetic pick-up lines, to create "poetry."

Why we love it: What's a nice girl like you doing in astronaut pants? Is heaven missing a wedding cake? Is there an airport nearby or is your daddy a thief? These are the kinds of mixed-up hopelessly funny pickup lines you're likely to hear when you start rearranging the Pickup Lines Magnetic Poetry (and to be honest, you're likely to hear these lines from your more clueless guy friends). It's the perfect way to help your friend have better success with women, they're bound to feel sorry for him as he fumbles desperately with a bunch of magnets, "You, uh, have a great pair of, uh, harps, uh, did your daddy steal them?" Never underestimate the power of sympathy. Or if that's not his style he can just go the traditional route and stick them to the fridge. Rearranging these hackneyed hooks is a great conversation piece and if he ever does successfully get a girl over to his place at least she'll know he has a good sense of humor.

Who we'd give it to: Hopeless Bachelors, The Recently Single, Unconventional Romantics.

Where to get it: From Funky Fridge for a suave and debonair $9.95

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